Good evening all and welcome to run number 1922. A cool evening in Kambah as it always seems to be. 28 Hashers
gathered for this GERBILS run in the perpetually unfinished Kambah woolshed.For the last 3 years it seems the
council have been "altering" the facilities. One day in the next decade i believe the Ladies of hash will actually be
able to powder their noses in the relative comfort of a corrigated iron toilet.
 
Off we went on a well set trail, around the drug capital of southern Canberra, looping around the footy ovals, dodging
under main arterials and darting for cover behind abandoned car bodies and remnants of wooden fences.
 
POOSHOOTER was out there somewhere stumbling around in the dark, not having his usual foil in GERBILS to find
the wrong trail. There was an abundant amount of chips at the drink stop, one might almost say too many chips, the 
one man chip tsunami that is CRASH and BURN was seen to actually give away a bag towards the end of the run.
 
The walk went okay for all but two of our pack; LGS and POPTART talked there way around the seven kilometres of
city wall that encompasses Kambah, completely oblivious to the fact that GERBILS had actually laid trail !
They missed all the hash halts, two ways, three ways, checks etc, they did pass the house of the biggest drug
dealer in Kambah (LGS's ex) 
 
WEATHERMAN somehow managed to twist and pretzle the English language once again and made "Gerbils" rythm
with "Anal Hairballs" and they reckon Cuniform is a hard language to learn??? Not so hard to come to terms with was
the pairing of "Woolshed" and "Inbred" 
 
The charges commenced with POPTART being accused of being able to talk underwater with a mouth full of marbles.
JR was charged for not being able to talk SUELLEN into driving him home from hash despite the car being modified for
blind drivers with the addition of a labrador nailed to the bonnet and two white sticks protruding out of the grill.
     
DISTEMPER tried to charge DANGLES for giving the catholic church a bad wrap. Worst charge ever. As if the Catholic
Church needs any help destroying its reputation....Duh.
 
SEXCHANGE was accused of only coming to hash to observe a demographic that is a breeding ground for litigation.
GERBILS was quite unfairly (Ha Ha not fair ...in Hash????) charged for not providing a fire bucket.
 
CRASH and BURN quoted Dwight D. Eisenhower and stated "Cocks are good for filling gaps"
 
POOSHOOTER questioned GREASE NIPPLES abilty to recognise DISTEMPER. DISTEMPER was the victim of a
jealousy charge for running a half marathon in 87mins. He was then awarded the Big Prick for wearing a blatently
Catholic coat (apparently). INFALLABLE kept the FRB and I gave the PPP award back to POP TART because i didnt 
understand what i got it for in the first place.
 
Hashyversaries: CRUNCHY CRACK 99, SEEDLESS 16 and MIXO 1589
GREASE NIPS and HIDDEN FLAGON both celebrated birthdays within the last 8 months.
 
DANGLES quote of the week. "You are only gay if you push back"
Its been a pleasure writing these notes, may the Hash God bless you all
Lots of Love McTaf